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January 12, 2009

All Ninjas of West Virginia…..UNITE!!!!!

by @ 2:00 pm. Filed under Blue Blooded Opinions

We post a lot of videos on here….some are good, some are bad, some are great, some are Kige. But this one, of a West Virginian showing off his karate and ninja skills is, well…..priceless. JUDY CHOP!!!!

34 Responses to “All Ninjas of West Virginia…..UNITE!!!!!”

  1. TheEasternKentuckyHeartbreaker Says:

    West Virginia, and Ninjas are both really AWESOME!!!

  2. Carolina Blue is past tense for CAROLINA BLOWS Says:

    Is this Turtleman’s son? Classic video. How much is the series? I’ll take two if you throw in a tee shirt and a Season Never Ends Calendar. I’ll take four if you throw in an order of Boone’s Butcher Shop $19.99 special.

  3. TheDude Says:

    I had no idea my family had gone into the instructional video market. I just ordered 13 copies and I will send them to all my enemies to instill fear. (I have 13 enemies because I tell Hoosier jokes in Indiana.)

  4. CalifCatFan Says:

    According to the Kige Scale (a YouTube-calibrated scale of funny videos), this video is about a 7.54, on a scale of 1 to 10. In published expert reports, there has only been one Ten. And that is the Kige master himself.

  5. Carolina Blue is past tense for CAROLINA BLOWS Says:

    I laughed my ass off. Two points taken from the instructional video:

    1. Don’t go Ninjian anybody that don’t need Ninjiinininin.

    2. For beginners, say the “chop” being executed to avoid injury. You don’t want to do a JudyChop while doing a Kung Fu kick or you might get hurt. Kind of like his assistant did last time when she held the plate in front of her face (or didn’t get his beer quick enough when he asked).

  6. monstermash Says:

    Preseason rankings are BS, look at Purdue at 12-4. They have beaten no one special and have “good” losses just like we do, yet they are ranked #19 in both polls. If they weren’t ranked high in the preseason they wouldn’t be there Hogwash! Go Cats! Let’s get the Respect back this week.

  7. KentuckyWildcats Says:

    now don’t go ninjan someone who doesn’t need ninganin

  8. 7isntenuf Says:

    Evidently I didn’t heed the warning contained in this video… I just did a judy,ninjy chop combo on my dog and he is now rolling on the floor laughing uncontrollably.

  9. funkadelic Says:

    Being a one-legged ninja myself, it is unfortunate to hear that there isn’t much call for one-legged ninjas out there. We’ll have to agree to disagree.

  10. Anything but Gatorade Says:

    Seriously, Kige knows about as much about sports as a dog knows how to not eat his own poop.

  11. knmaynard Says:

    Reglar can of baccer you say? No says I.

  12. Carolina Blue is past tense for CAROLINA BLOWS Says:

    That’s it Jones! I am sending you a bill for lost production and earnings as soon as I can figure how much is actually lost. Also will be my medical bill for the pulled muscle in my back for laughing so hard. This site is by far the best entertainment for the money (eat your heart out MM) and the patrons that comment are second to none. Something tells me, I should shut things down for the day and keep hitting the “refresh” button while trying to calculate how much to bill you.

  13. KillaB007 Says:

    Watch the related videos at the end of this one. He was on Jerry Springer ninjian and judy choppin’ his brother from the trailer park. It’s great!!

  14. drewky Says:

    Someone has seen Foot Fist Way a few too many times.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXaR4wlGu3s

    Your weakness is disgusting to me.

  15. MIDDAY Says:

    This’n video here’s old enough to vote Matt.

  16. -H A Z E L S M A C K- Says:

    Poetry in motion!!!

  17. Todd_Svobodas_Lunchbox Says:

    This guy was hilarious when he was on Springer. If you’ve seen that episode you know it’s an hour of pure friggin’ gold.

  18. SlickRick48 Says:

    Seriously, this isn’t real right?

  19. Carolina Blue is past tense for CAROLINA BLOWS Says:

    “I can’t help it if your ol’ lady wants me to put my numbchuck in her mator can.”

  20. J K Says:

    So that is what Larry the Cable Guy’s less intelligent brother does in his spare time…

  21. westcoastukfan Says:

    Wow. I really don’t know what to say. YouTube is amazing…

  22. soup Says:

    yes… Yes… Yes!!! YES!!!!!!

  23. votedmostlikelytokickurazz Says:

    Perhaps, this guy is Jesco White’s long lost brother? After all, they are both from WV. For those of you curious about Jesco (he was actually in Beck’s Loser video clogging on the picnic table at the end of the song)…google his youtube videos and get ready to laugh your @ss off.

  24. soup Says:

    Here’s the Springer episode. Dude actually kicked a little ass and looked plum stupid doing it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgchm303-Hs

  25. Paintsville Mafia Says:

    “This here is my ninjetta”

  26. ReverendBlue Says:

    Pull ‘em num-chucks out and commence the WHOMPIN’ action!

  27. JoeBHall Says:

    I think he’s serious. Has PPat seen this treasure from WV?

  28. Not Necessarily the News Says:

    I remember this guy from Springer.

  29. Not Necessarily the News Says:

    Oops, didn’t see your post 24.

  30. BIGBLUEDAVE Says:

    Like right here…regular can of baccer you say?…No says I!
    absolutely priceless!

  31. Bho Says:

    This video has made my day. Thank you. and remember don’t go ninjerin anybody that don’t need ninjerin.

  32. BCO Says:

    i would have guess that dude to have been from middlesboro, matt. lol great stuff.

  33. BIGBLUEDAVE Says:

    i hope the rest of you noticed that his “nunchuks” are a “elementary school gym class” jump rope…priceless!

  34. BIGBLUEDAVE Says:

    She looks like a red white and blue ummpaloopa…

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